Mercury is so retrograde right now I can’t even stand it. It seems like wires are getting crossed left and right. I wish I could just go to Hawaii, get a tan and drink a bunch of Mai Tais while I wait for the storm to pass. But I have a lot of projects in the works and your issues are always there to welcome you home anyway. So for now I’ll just put on a cozy sweater, listen to melancholy music and maybe get a massage.